I hope The Portable Door is a cracking good movie — it’s an Australian feature released in early 2023 — because the premise is terrific. Young graduate Paul Carpenter lands a job at the venerable London firm of J.W. Wells & Co., though even after the job interview he’s not entirely clear what it is that the business does. His first days on the job spent sorting printouts of impenetrable spreadsheets into chronological order leave him none the wiser. His office-mate Sophie Pettingel is equally in the dark. The place is odd, no doubt, and gets odder when the objects of their sorting attention are switched from printouts to items in the disordered basement strongroom. Share certificates from 1901 are a little odd, financially speaking; a map purporting to show King Solomon’s Mines is definitely odder; an unpublished manuscript from Marcel Proust pushes the odd-meter up into the red zone.
And then there is the part of the premise from the back cover: “It seems that half the time [Paul’s] bosses are away with the fairies. But they’re not, of course. They’re away with the goblins.”
So far, so fun, which is why I picked up the book: light adventure in a modern world where bits of magic work, unbeknownst to most of the populace, plus a humorous approach. I think a movie version might be the very thing, because it would have a chance to clean up the book’s pacing, which really broke down for me. The strongroom scene happens nearly a third of the way through the book, and the characters are still very much in the dark about what the firm does, and what that might mean for them. The first real explanation from senior partners in the firm doesn’t come until almost halfway through the book, and it was around then that I began to think that the book’s business would not get wrapped up by the final chapter. And indeed, The Portable Door is the first in a series of eight books to date that are concerned with J.W. Wells & Co., though nothing in the presentation of The Portable Door — including the long list of Tom Holt’s books opposite the title page — so much as hints at the continuation. The immediate questions of the book do get resolved, hurriedly and somewhat haphazardly in my view.









