Jun 09 2025

Redcoat, Volume 1: Einstein & The Immortal by Geoff Johns & Bryan Hitch

With a tagline like “Immortal. Mercenary. Kind of a tool” this is the kind of book that is usually pure catnip to me. Tho I have to admit that by the fourth or fifth issue opener of “My name is Simon. Simon Pure. Though I’m anything BUT”, I was ready to cheerfully strangle someone, character, creator or otherwise.

And, y’know, if I’d read this title in issue form, there’s a very good chance I would have bounced right off it somewhere around Chapter 4. But I’m glad I persevered with the trade paperback, because it was ultimately the kind of warmhearted, thoughtful work I generally associate with Geoff Johns and Bryan Hitch, even if I did feel that the beginning was edgelordier than I prefer. I don’t think that the me of twenty years ago would even have noticed or cared, but the premise of the Founding Fathers of the USA being a cabal of immortals with supernatural powers — and then the protagonist of this book being a Redcoat who shot Washington, crashed an immortality ceremony, and over a century later has to team up with young Einstein to save America… ugggghhhffff. Can’t we just let people be human? Do we really need to mythologize historical figures who have already accomplished great things with the powers of their heads and hands and hearts alone? George fucking Washington isn’t heroic enough for leading the ragtag Continental Army to victory almost entirely through sheer force of will: he has to have superpowers, too?!

And yes, yes, I know old George wasn’t perfect, but that’s exactly my point! My main beef with this (admittedly very human) desire to turn men — and have you noticed, it’s almost always men? — into gods is that it absolves “regular” people of trying to do good, too. But, and very crucially, Chapter 7 of Redcoat Vol 1 neatly turns that desire inside out, in an issue that absolutely made the rest of the book worth reading for me. I presume this was Mr Johns’ sneaky way of delivering his warmhearted, thoughtful message to people who really need to hear it, after dabbling in a bunch of ridiculous theories beloved by dumb people who think that they’re smarter than everyone else in order to suck them into the book in the first place.

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Jun 06 2025

Tantalizing Tales — June 2025 — Part One

Hello, dear readers! I hope you’re having a Happy Pride Month, even as we in America watch our politicians regress in a myriad of appalling ways.

Luckily, there is plenty of good reading to keep us company and comforted — if not outright inspired — starting with Elena Malisova & Katerina Silvanova’s swoony, star-crossed gay romance Pioneer Summer. This TikTok sensation underscores how important representation continues to be, and how much it frightens bigots and tyrants, even as they find our stories impossible to suppress. The publication of this novel actually catalyzed one of Russia’s largest-ever crackdowns on LGBTQ+ representation, culminating recently in the arrest of staff from its Russian publisher for distributing “LGBT propaganda”. With Anne O Fisher’s English-language translation, however, this story now has an even wider audience than before.

The story itself is set in 1986, as Yurka Konev, aged sixteen, has been sent off for yet another summer at Pioneer Camp. Impulsive, forthright and unfairly branded as a troublemaker, he anticipates the weeks ahead of him with boredom and dread. But when he’s pushed into working on the camp’s theater production, he meets serious, thoughtful troop leader Volodya, and finds himself drawn to the slightly older boy. Surprisingly, Volodya seems to like him too. Despite their mutual fear of the consequences of their illegal attraction, its gravity pulls them together. Twenty years later, Yury returns to the abandoned camp to reminisce on the relationship that changed his life forever — and discovers that not all history is destined to remain in the past.

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Jun 05 2025

Fishflies by Jeff Lemire

w a terrific guest chapter by Shawn Kuruneru that really exemplifies the benefit of having someone else come in and contribute their entirely different style to your already well-told story.

Three boys are walking to the convenience store one night during fishfly season, when the titular insects rise in swarms off of the nearby lakes and make a general nuisance of themselves in certain waterside towns of Canada. Paul, the most beleaguered of the three, is dared to cross the fishfly-infested parking lot in his bare feet for the reward of twenty bucks. Wanting the money, he takes off his shoes and walks into the minimart, where he’s struck dumb by a scene that could change his life… if it doesn’t end it for good.

Franny Fox is a lonely little girl whose mother left her and her asshole dad years ago. She has poor hygiene and the other kids at school pick on her. When she finds a strange man in her barn one afternoon, her greatest concern is making sure her dad doesn’t find him. The man is bleeding and clearly unwell, but Franny knows better than to judge a book by its cover. She’s determined to help him, whether he wants the assistance or not.

And so begins a strange but ultimately hopeful story of horror, redemption and the breaking of cycles, as a naive young kid, a well-meaning cop out of his depth, and a determined mother whom others have long labeled “crazy” work — not always together, but generally in the same direction — to break the curse that’s haunted the town of Belle River. It’s a weird but strikingly original coming of age tale which has a profound sympathy for so many of its damaged characters.

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Jun 04 2025

Madame Sosostris And The Festival For The Brokenhearted by Ben Okri

Do you believe that books come to you when it’s the right time for them? That doesn’t mean that you’re going to read them and immediately connect: and there’s a lot to be said for coming to books like Catcher In The Rye and the more dire works of Anne McCaffrey as an adult, when you can see how godawful the behavior your more adolescent self might have romanticized actually is. But sometimes, your (my) reading queue will bump books around and give you (me, oh fine, us) exactly what we need when we need it.

Which, ofc, is my roundabout way of saying that if I’d read Ben Okri’s wise, compelling Madame Sosostris And The Festival For The Brokenhearted earlier in the year, I might not have felt so moved by the insights of this slender book. The tale itself revolves around two pairs of well-off slightly older Britons. Viv is a member of the House of Lords, a compulsive organizer and improver. Her husband Alan is irritable but well-bred, a veritable titan of industry. Her best friend Beatrice is retired from finance and now rivals Viv’s organizational efforts with her own activities on numerous charitable boards. Beatrice’s husband Stephen is a self-made intellectual who runs a newspaper. While the women are great friends, the men don’t particularly get along.

On the twentieth anniversary of her greatest heartbreak, Viv has a revelation while chatting with a stranger at a party. Tho she’s married to Alan happily enough, she’s never really gotten over the pain of her first husband leaving her. Why, she wonders, are there no support groups for people who’ve had their hearts properly broken? A vision of a festival for those who’ve been hurt this way comes to her, but nothing really solidifies until she runs into the famed fortune teller Madame Sosostris during a party at the House of Lords. The clairvoyant agrees to come read fortunes at the woodland festival that Viv wants to organize in the south of France. It’s with some trepidation thus that Viv, Alan, Beatrice and Stephen are pulled into a strange journey that will change their lives forever.

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Jun 03 2025

A Year of Diana Wynne Jones: the mid 2000s!

In my quest to read all of Diana Wynne Jones’s books in one year, this month I read The Merlin Conspiracy, Conrad’s Fate, and The Pinhoe Egg!

We have now entered the era of Diana Wynne Jones books I read one time when they came out, and generally have not read since. It is an interesting perspective to be revisiting these for the first time in the context of this readthrough! I definitely appreciate their places in their various series more this time around. For instance …

The cover of one edition of The Merlin Conspiracy by Diana Wynne Jones shows a figure raising their arms in a swirling cape against a crackling backdrop of purple and green The Merlin Conspiracy (2003)

The Merlin Conspiracy is a sequel to Deep Secret, which I love very much and reread annually. The two main point of view characters in Deep Secret don’t even appear in The Merlin Conspiracy, however. Rather, the sequel features Nick—slightly older and slightly more mature—on adventures in several worlds, and his counterpart Roddy, who is experiencing some real problems in her own homeworld.

When I first read The Merlin Conspiracy, I missed the voices of Rupert and Maree from Deep Secret too much to appreciate what was actually featured in The Merlin Conspiracy. This time around, I appreciated the inventive worldbuilding, and the intricate way the plot elements are intertwined.

Nick, yearning to become a magid, has been trying to traverse between universes, so when he is pulled through to a different one he thinks it might be a dream. He gets caught up in political issues spanning several worlds, which ultimately seem to culminate on Roddy’s world. As in Deep Secret, there are two points of view, this time alternating between Nick and Roddy, who of course eventually join forces. From my older and wiser 2025 perspective, I think I would recommend The Merlin Conspiracy at least as much as Deep Secret. It’s got a lot of great stuff.

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Jun 02 2025

A Dumb Birds Field Guide To The Worst Birds Ever by Matt Kracht

Lol, that really is the entire title, which should prepare you for the irreverent humor within the pages of this bird guide, written from the point of view of someone who (hilariously) loathes birds.

Matt Kracht has been writing about birds for quite a while: while he might really hate them, he certainly knows his enemy! In this third installment of the series, he takes a look at what he deems the Worst Birds Ever. Unsurprisingly, there are a lot of highly qualified candidates for his list here!

In the tradition of all the Dumb Birds books so far, he describes why he made each of these fifty selections while giving it a fairly comprehensive field guide breakdown. Thus you get each bird’s mean nickname, scientific name, common name, then a long description of why it’s terrible. You also get a short physical description and an accompanying illustration that’s really quite well done for amateur work! Each entry is rounded out with a note as to the regions where the bird may be found, before an idiosyncratic rating according to the Bird Universal Mathematical Modeling and Ranking (BUMMR) system. The BUMMR system doesn’t make sense and doesn’t have to, tho Mr Kracht’s explanation of it and where one can send critiques is just another humorous part of this book.

Comedy-wise, my personal favorite bit was the opening, which involves an argument with his doctor over the calming effect of birdwatching. As funny as it can be to read the author’s (not entirely unjustified) rants, his humor really shines when he has a human foil to work off of.

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May 30 2025

Cousins In The Time Of Magic by Emma Otheguy

with delightful illustrations by Poly Bernatene.

Bear with me while I tell you an anecdote here. I used to work in some decently nice restaurants, and at one of them had a manager of Mexican descent who loathed Cinco de Mayo. According to him, it’s a holiday made up by American beer companies that no one in Mexico actually celebrates. And don’t even get him started on the conflation with Mexican Independence, lol.

So I admittedly came into this book — and what reads like the start of a fresh new middle grade series — with a bit of a weather eye for tone given that the original Cinco de Mayo plays a pivotal role in the plot. It was thus immensely gratifying to read Emma Otheguy’s note towards the end that this occasion has primarily been celebrated by Latines in the United States to commemorate the Mexican victory against the French. Why? Because it ensured that the Confederacy would not gain a crucial ally on its southern border during the American Civil War. There’s a whole bunch of other stuff involving the Monroe Doctrine, but the defeat of the French imperial forces at Pueblo ensured that democracy and liberty would continue to have a fighting chance in the Western Hemisphere.

Is that something I knew before reading this book? Heck no! Is it a darn good reason to celebrate? Absolutely! Does it one hundred percent explain the disparity in opinions regarding the day? Yes, and I’m super grateful that Ms Otheguy has gone to the trouble of explaining it all in a super accessible manner in this new portal fantasy novel for kids.

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May 29 2025

Allegro by Ariel Dorfman

Friends and readers, what a glorious thing it is to have music in the world! Whether you appreciate it for itself, or for the ways in which it can bring you closer to divinity — as Johann Sebastian Bach, among so many others, believed — music is a gift that connects the interior world ineffably with the external.

Writing about music, thus, has always been one of the most difficult literary tasks (and thank goodness we live in an era where any lapses in education and exposure can be remedied by looking up works on the Internet, for those of us with that not uncommon privilege.) Luckily for readers, Ariel Dorfman not only writes about the music of Bach and Handel and Mozart with both appreciation and passion, but also plunges us into the composers’ worlds, using a curious chapter where all three lives intersected in order to propel his story.

In 1765, nine year-old Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has already achieved some renown as a performer and composer. While staying with Johann Christian Bach — the successful musician who was the son of the far more famous name, to modern ears — Mozart is importuned by a surgeon named Jack Taylor to intercede with Christian on a matter of reputation.

Years ago, Jack’s father, the famed ophthalmologist Chevalier Taylor, had operated on Sebastian’s failing eyes. Shortly afterwards, the older Bach died. Ever since, Christian has publicly blamed the chevalier for his father’s death.

Jack is determined to clear his father’s name. He insists that the departed George Handel holds the key, if only Christian will meet Jack and admit it. Christian has no intention of coming face to face with the son of his father’s killer, hence the desperate straits Jack has come to, begging a nine year-old for help. But Mozart is no ordinary nine year-old, and his insistence on seeing this mystery through will last over a decade, even as he seeks to find a place for himself and his music in the world.

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May 28 2025

Convert by John Arcudi & Savannah Finley

I can’t be the only person who picked up this title thinking that there’d be a religious subtext here. And perhaps there is, but the creators chose a much more interesting way to use the title word in this graphic novel, that collects the first (?) four books of the series.

Science Officer Orrin Kutela is a twofer on his space crew’s mission to an uncharted planet. As both an evolutionary biologist and an artist, he’s responsible for recording any images should the ship’s equipment fail. But it’s failure of an entirely unexpected kind that leaves him stranded planet-side, alone and with any help some thirty years away.

With k-rations running out, Orrin starts looking for sustenance. The local flora, while beautiful, doesn’t have enough nutrients to sustain a human being. The fauna proves difficult to hunt and trap. When Orrin finally manages to catch and cook a fish, his body rejects the meal entirely, treating it as poison.

Dying of starvation, Orrin writes what he thinks will be his last words in the journal he’s been diligently keeping since making landfall. But the planet and its inhabitants aren’t done with him yet, as he slowly begins a process of conversion that changes everything about him, body and, perhaps, soul.

There are strong Annihilation vibes in this tale of a man who must adapt to survive, and in so doing learn that sometimes survival is the greatest lie of all. Orrin’s adoption into the local ecology is both transcendent and nightmarish, as he learns not only how to assimilate but how to improve the lives of the sentient creatures he’s joined, even as the being known as The Provider uses him as a pawn. It’s thought-provoking and weird, even if I feel that it doesn’t go quite deep enough into the themes it’s attempting to explore.

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May 27 2025

Growing Home by Beth Ferry

with illustrations from the award-winning Terry and Eric Fan.

Oh my heart. I actually had to check my calendar to make sure that I wasn’t being particularly susceptible to this book due to hormones, and that I was in fact laughing and crying solely due to Growing Home’s charm, wit, and deeply understood and portrayed empathy.

Mr and Mrs Tupper live at 3 Ramshorn Drive with their daughter Jillian and a grumpy goldfish named Toasty. Toasty is mostly Mr Tupper’s pet, swimming around in his octagonal antique fishbowl — the Tuppers are antiquarians — and providing a sympathetic ear to his adult human’s musings and woes. Mrs Tupper doesn’t really go in for pets, so it’s a relief to her when Jillian proves to be more into plants than animals. Jillian adores her speckled ivy named, somewhat unimaginatively, Ivy. Toasty is a little miffed that he’s not the favorite, while Ivy basks in her position, as well as in the sunshine and cheer Jillian provides.

Their delicate balance is upset first by the arrival of a spider named Arthur, who’s surprised to find himself moved to Ramshorn Drive from the bookstore where he lived, then by Ollie, another plant rescued by Jillian. As their four distinct personalities rub along, they slowly become aware of their capabilities as a team… and of an unexpected threat that could ruin everything not only for themselves, but for the Tuppers as well. With the help of a little magic, will they be able to learn how to become real friends in order to save the day?

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