The Three: A Novel by Sarah Lotz

I’ll be honest with you – I have no idea how this book ended up on my TBR list. But there it was on my Kindle in the pick-me-pick-ME section, and so I read it.

There’s a lot of… well, lukewarm is the best word to describe the reviews I’ve come across for this book; however, I don’t feel lukewarm about it. It’s not a 5-star masterpiece built of epiphanies and subtleties, but it’s creepy, and a bit haphazard, and sometimes annoying but more often just interesting (with a side of creepy; I did mention the creepy, right?).

Four planes crash on four different continents, and in three of those crashes, one child miraculously survives. I won’t spoil things for you, but these kids have issues (and not of the PTSD kind, as might be expected), and their caretakers end up having issues, and that part of the story is the best part because it’s the creepy part.

Unfortunately the book gets sidetracked from its creepiness by subplots that could be interesting but don’t really seem to fit overall. I’m mainly referring to the preachers and televangelists who become convinced the children represent the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (conveniently ignoring the lack of a fourth child), and run rampant over American politics, ending with the U.S. being well on its way to becoming a theocracy. This part just didn’t fit. The crazy conspiracy Apocalypse stuff fit, but the politics didn’t. It lowered the creep value, and that made me a sad panda.

The abrupt switch to a journalist’s point of view, was, well, abrupt, and really was just a lot of exposition explaining what happened in the end, kind of a long-ass epilogue that actually didn’t resolve ANYTHING. And that was the most annoying part. So much foreshadowing that simply withered on the vine.

It occurs to me at this point that I am writing a lukewarm review. Please strike the first sentence from the second paragraph.

The author has other horror books out there and I wouldn’t be averse to reading them. Sometimes authors hit the mark and sometimes they don’t, and this book had enough good creepy ideas in it that I can imagine her writing something that would really catch my attention. There was so much potential in this book that didn’t get followed through, perhaps because there was a lack of a really strong overarching plot to pull everything together.

If we used stars on this blog I would give it 3 stars, which for me means I don’t feel like I completely wasted my time reading this book, but it’s not something that I’ll be re-reading.

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The Perfect Scent: A Year Inside the Perfume Industry In Paris And New York by Chandler Burr

I read Chandler Burr’s original New Yorker article on Un Jardin Sur Nil when it came out and remember being absolutely fascinated. Mr Burr is an excellent journalist and writer, and he really drew me into a world which I never really give much thought to otherwise. This book expands upon that original article and, even better, includes the research he did following Sarah Jessica Parker through the unprecedented creation of her scent, Lovely (if you’re a fan of hers, this book is essential reading.) The Perfect Scent made me hyper-aware of the role of perfume in our daily lives, and taught me a lot about the modern industry. I found especially amusing Mr Burr’s periodic rants against the market, though I do confess that I was not personally impressed with Un Jardin Sur Nil when I finally got a chance to try it, though most everyone in the book lauds it. But taste is a difficult creature to pin down, I suppose. Mr Burr does a great job with helping the reader break down the whys and wherefores, however, and really broadened my view of perfume.

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Inside Job by Connie Willis

I had almost forgotten how charming Connie Willis’ writing can be. I started reading her in the mid-1990s with Bellwether, which is another one of those books I have to be careful about picking up because I will have a very difficult time putting it down again, no matter what else I am supposed to be doing during that time. Over the next few years, I read most of her novels and a couple of her short story collections. The ones that have stayed most in memory are Doomsday Book and Passage; I haven’t yet read Blackout and All Clear, the pair that won the Hugo in 2011.

By comparison, Inside Job is a slight work. It’s a novella, and won the Hugo in that category in 2006. The story follows Rob, a professional skeptic, and Kildy, an actress who has decided to ditch a successful Hollywood career for working with Rob at his magazine devoted to debunking psychics, mediums, channelers, spiritualists and other purveyors of hokum. It’s a setup like a movie comedy, and Willis’ work often has that screwball comedy feel to it. Absurd situations come up, powered by witty dialog and quick banter.

The book revolves around Ariaura Keller, a woman starting to make a splash in Beverly Hills by channeling “Isus,” who lived in Lemuria and who has returned to earth in California, just in time to fill the spiritual longings of the tanned and overpaid. That this operation will also fill Ariaura’s coffers goes without saying. So far, so typical for Rob and Kildy. But then something unusual happens during the appearance of Isus, eventually making the skeptics skeptical of their skepticism. Or at least something very much along those lines as hijinks ensue.

Inside Job is funny, it’s charming, and there is a connection to H.L. Mencken. What’s not to like?

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Sourcery by Terry Pratchett

The beginning of Sourcery is very good, and the end is very good, and I am trying to think of why the middle didn’t work for me as well as Equal Rites and Mort, the two Discworld books that immediately precede it in order of publication.

Equal Rites showed some of the magical power that comes to the eighth son of an eighth son; well, eighth child of an eighth son, since the baby in question is a girl, one whose life confounds several of Discworld magic’s preconceived notions. Sourcery concerns the eighth son of an eighth son of an eighth son, “A wizard squared. A source of magic. A sourcerer.” His name is Coin.

Coin’s father, a powerful wizard, had been driven into exile for falling in love, and wanted his revenge on the rest of the practitioners of magic. Death comes for the father shortly after Coin’s birth, but he manages a final prophecy for his son’s destiny: “And I say that my son shall go to Unseen University and wear the Archchancellor’s hat and the wizards of the world shall bow to him! And he shall show them what lies in their deepest hearts. Their craven, greedy hearts. He’ll show the world its true destiny, and there will be no magic greater than his.”

Death demands a loophole in the prophecy, because, as Death says, SUCH TINKERING WITH DESTINY COULD MEAN THE DOWNFALL OF THE WORLD. THERE MUST BE A CHANCE, HOWEVER SMALL. A brief negotiation follows:
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Bridge of Birds by Barry Hughart

Delight, verve, brio, glee, panache, all of these are in Barry Hughart’s Bridge of Birds, the first of three books in the chronicles of Master Li and Number Ten Ox, set in what he calls “an ancient China that never was.”

Here is how it starts:

I shall clasp my hands together and bow to the corners of the world

My surname is Lu and my personal name is Yu, but I am not to be confused with the eminent author of The Classic of Tea. My family is quite undistinguished, and since I am the tenth of my father’s sons and rather strong I am usually referred to as Number Ten Ox.

Master Li is a venerable sage with a slight flaw in his character. He agrees to help Number Ten Ox in an improbable attempt to save the children of Ox’ village from a near-mystical poison that has left them all in a deep slumber that will proceed to death in a matter of months unless a legendary antidote can be found.
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Material Girls by Elaine Dimopoulos

I would likely have considered this YA novel just a smidge above average, if not for that thoughtful, bittersweet ending. I thought it was entertaining overall, but at times it felt a little too self-consciously political. The Hunger Games trilogy trod that line (mostly) successfully when dealing with its anti-war and anti-propaganda narratives in books 2 and 3, but Material Girls navigates it less gracefully in discussing labor rights, possibly because fear of war and death are far easier to elicit sympathy for than fear of being an unemployed teenage has-been. Perhaps contrarily, I kinda wish Ms Dimopoulos had spent more time exploring the politics and economics of the world she’d built: more time incorporating them into the story might have made it feel less awkward for me. Otherwise, a not-altogether-unconvincing view of a dystopian future, with clever underpinnings to its seemingly frivolous exterior.

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Valour & Vanity by Mary Robinette Kowal

Valour and Vanity by Mary Robinette Kowal is the fourth of her Glamourist Histories series, following Shades of Milk & Honey, Glamour in Glass, and Without a Summer. The series crosses Regency romances with alternate (but not terribly alternate) history and a dash of domestic magic that may yet admit of industrial applications.

The teaser on the back cover of the book (UK trade paperback edition) gave away the tension of the first third of Valour & Vanity. It’s the kind of book that thrives on tension, so the giveaway was annoying, and that means that I will not be saying much about its plot at all.

By the end of the third book in the series, Kowal has settled her protagonists, and set them up very well in Regency England. They have money; they have social standing; they have each other and their art. Because neither Jane nor Vincent is much given to striving for more, except for further refinement of their art, there is little ground for conflict in the fourth book unless they lose some of what they have. Kowal deals them setbacks in an foreign land at the start of the story, and the pace of early 19th-century communications means that the two of them will be left on their own for quite some time, unable to draw on their families’ resources. Can they overcome what has happened to them?

Valour & Vanity is also a particular kind of novel, one that Kowal says in an afterword that she found more difficult to write than she expected. That shows mainly in that the wheels of the plot are more visible than they were in the previous books of the series. I’m glad that she’s expanding her repertoire, and that she’s not content for the books in this set to be merely additional installments. It’s also great fun, with more physical humor and greater details on the role of glamour than in the preceding books. Plus Lord Byron goes skinny-dipping.

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Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett

Equal Rites, the third Discworld novel, makes a big leap in quality from the second. Terry Pratchett leaves the characters who were at the hub of the first two novels and sets off to tell a completely independent tale. Having spent the second book concocting a tale of danger to the whole Disc and then disposing of it in an off-hand way, Pratchett also abandons the need to tell a story of saving the world, or indeed changing it in any obviously momentous fashion. It’s as if here in the third book he realized that the setting was vast enough and interesting enough to just start telling stories within the Disc, rather than telling stories that did something to the Disc.

Consequently, he starts Equal Rites about as far as possible from the great city of Ankh-Morpork, which had been the previous center of action. He chooses an obscure village at the edge of civilization to have a bit of magic go wrong. On the Disc, wizards often know when their time is ending and may choose to pass much of their power on to someone else. In the first chapter, the dying wizard Drum Billet chooses to give his staff to a newborn he thinks is the eighth son of an eighth son, a particularly momentous lineage for magical purposes. Unfortunately for tradition, the babe is the first daughter of an eighth son.

The book follows Esk through her childhood, as the contradictions between Discworld tradition — men become wizards and women become witches — and Esk’s situation and growing abilities increase. Equal Rites is as laugh-out-loud-and-draw-occasional-funny-looks-if-you-are-reading-in-public as its predecessors, but the jokes serve the story rather than vice versa. They reveal aspects of the characters of their situations, even when Pratchett occasionally breaks the fourth wall.

Esk looked down at [her brother Gulta’s] face. She loved her brothers, when she reminded herself to, in a dutiful sort of way, although she generally remembered them as a collection of loud noises in trousers.

Esk glared down defiantly. Granny [Weatherwax, the local witch] glared up sternly. Their wills clanged like cymbals and the air between them thickened. But Granny had spent a lifetime bending recalcitrant creatures to her bidding and, while Esk was a surprisingly strong opponent, it was obvious that she would give in before the end of the paragraph.

They sat on bales of unknown herbs in the private corner made by the stall between the angled walls of the houses, and drank something fragrant and green out of surprisingly delicate cups. Unlike Granny, who dressed like a very respectable raven, Hilta Goatfounder [a witch in a nearby town] was all lace and shawls and colours and earrings and so many bangles that a mere movement of her arms sounded like a percussion section falling off a cliff. But Esk could see the likeness.
It was hard to describe. You couldn’t imagine them curtseying to anyone.
‘So,’ said Granny. ‘how goes the life?’
The other witch shrugged, causing the drummers to lose their grip again, just when they had nearly climbed back up.

Esk can clearly do both witch magic and wizard magic, but she cannot control the latter, and Granny Weatherwax cannot teach her. The main action of the book concerns their efforts to reach the Unseen University, the Discworld’s main place for training wizards, and then their efforts to gain entry, as a girl has never been previously admitted as a student.

That’s all there is to the plot, but nothing more is necessary, and I’m very glad that Pratchett realized that and didn’t try to weigh the book down with anything else. Esk is just right as she is, and Equal Rites is just right as it is, and one of the signs of Discworld’s coming greatness is that Pratchett lets both of them be what they properly are.

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Render by Elizabeth C Mock

Not as good as the first in the series, but still above average. Once again, the magic theory was compelling, and I love Ms Mock’s overall plotting and world-building. The characters are flawed and believable, but… as with the first book, the overall writing is horrendous. Grammar and spelling are secondary, and what is it with young female American writers and a complete aversion to the proper use of the past continuous tense? The worst part, tho, was the excruciating dialog. For example, there was one chapter where Kade called everyone “mate” for no reason whatsoever, then never did it again (to which the latter, thank God!) Though there are lovely, insightful passages like this one to make up for it:

“[S]he gravitated to him like a starving person to food. She knew she shouldn’t feel this way about him. Reminding herself of this fact, however, failed to change her emotions. If she couldn’t control her emotions, she could control the choices she made.”

Okay, so it’s not the greatest piece of writing, but it’s pretty deep for a fantasy novel, and I am clearly having Personal Issues here. Which did not, however, serve to make me overlook the one particularly atrocious chapter that seemed to serve only to anvil it home for the particularly dense how high-minded Kade’s love for Faela is. This book is great for people who want a fairly complex fantasy novel and aren’t too bothered by sub-par English/writing, but if the latter really bothers you, skip this hard.

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The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison

Wasn’t this great fun? The front flap of The Goblin Emperor, by Katherine Addison, summarizes the set-up: “A half-goblin, the youngest son of the emperor, has lived his entire life in exile, far form the imperial court and the deadly intrigue that surrounds it. But when his father and three half-brothers, who are heirs to the throne ahead of him, die in an airship crash, Maia is summoned to assume his birthright and take his place as the only surviving heir.”

Elves and goblins, and other races less carefully defined, share a landmass divided among numerous territories. The empire that Maia inherits and must try to rule is called the Ethuveraz, the Elflands. Most of the novel’s action takes place in the court where the emperor lives and the realm’s high nobles vie for power. Who is a friend? Who is a foe? Who might be both? Maia has to learn to survive and to rule and to grow to adulthood, all at once, in public, under pressure and in danger.
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